Miracles in life

This is email I received on aurangabad_ca yahoo group send by on group member Rakesh Sharma radheykrishna1@yahoo.in

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Man O Man

When without money,

eats wild vegetables at home
When has money,

eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

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When without money,

rides bicycle;
When has money,

rides exercise machine.

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When without money,

walks to earn food
When has money,

walks to lose the fat

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Man O Man ! 

never fails to deceive thyself !

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When without money,

wishes to get married;
When has money,

wishes to get divorced.

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When without money,

wife becomes secretary;
When has money,

secretary becomes wife.

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When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

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Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

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Says share market is bad

but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil

but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely

but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad

but keeps indulging;

Man O Man !

Never means what he says

and

never says what he means!

THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN LIFE.

LIFE ITSELF IS A MIRACLE!