Hahahaaaaa!!!!

 

This email was send to me by my friend Mr. Asif Ali Siddique, of A.A. SIDDIQUIE & ASSOCIATES Advocates High court,Bombay.

Asif Ali Siddique is a senior advocate at Practicing at Bombay High Court. He specializes in Property Matter Cases. 

Freddie, a farmer, ordered an expensive milking machine.
He then decided to test it on himself first, so he insert his manhood into the equipment and turned on the switch.
Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information.
He tries every button on the instrument, without success. finally the farmer decides to call the customer hotline. 'Hello, I just bought a milking cow machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?''
"Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service person, ''the machine will release automatically once it has collected two litres!".....

Quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu :

 

this email was end to me by my friend Mr. Prakaash Bodwaani

Quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu :

1.That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

4.This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

5.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10.Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a bar!

15.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

16.Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

17.Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

19.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

20.This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

22.You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

23.The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

24.Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.